Month: January 2018

Crazy No Gravatar Vibes

On By dancingpalmtreesIn Android, Artificial Intelligence, C+C Music Factory - Things That Make You Go Hmmmm..., Mushrooms, Toadstools, Uncategorized4 Comments

Checked my Spam Folder and found these Gems!

WTF Moments and Things That Make You Go Hmmm..,…

LOL! Words in Italics are mine. Baby Boomers will understand the Cultural References.

Your Android variation must be android 4.0 KitKat and also above.
And also this method will certainly not deal with jellybean or listed below.

(I truly wish that my Android devices would spit out Kit Kats and Nestle Crunch Bars!}

We know you have been looking challenging all over throughout
the web to locate a not as well lousy hack for 8 Ball Swimming pool video game.

{The 8 Eight Ball? Inside the Swimming Pool? Whatever happened to the Pool table?!}

Finally, we can ensure you that you can take an alleviation since you have actually reached

{An Alleve? I could use a couple of those powerful headache pills right now!}

your destination. [Reached My Destination? Hope it’s Not Like the Movie, “Final Destination.”]

So currently with our useful gadget, you will
certainly please your coins needs continually.

{Honey I need all my Coins and Dollars plus significant amounts of Benjamins Right Now! My Coins Need to Please Me Not the only way around! Can your gadget lead me to the Pot of Gold at the end of the Rainbow?

Remember Dumbass Incorporated, “It’s All About the Benjamins Baby!}

It’s All About The Benjamins Baby
It’s All About the Benjamins Baby

(Guys with your poor command of the English Language you Bozos are the Beavis and Butthead of Internet Blog Land!)

Likewise,
there is no study to obtain it to ensure that you can grin now.
If you can make a lot more coins, your game will certainly run well.

{I will be grinning a lot more when you hand over a Winning Lotto Ticket! BTW Feel Free to contribute to My PayPal Account. $75,000 sounds about right. But I know that you’re the one Trying to run a Game on unsuspecting people. But with me the most non-trusting, cynical and jaded person on Earth You’ve me Your match!}

you are in reality a good webmaster. The website loading
speed is incredible. It kind of feels that you are doing any
distinctive trick. Moreover, The contents are masterwork.
you’ve done a great activity on this matter!

{Oooo Wee! My head is swelling with the compliments! My Contents are Masterworks! I’m overcome with Happiness and Joy. Now to quote that famous film line, “Show Me The Money!” By the way Silly Bunny, Tricks are for Losers and you are one! Busted!! Your A.I. ~~ Artificial Intelligence gets a big fat F. Sorry your program does not compute!}

Honey Chile I also believe that little man Martians live inside Mushrooms and Toadstools! Really they are Condos for Gremlins, Leprechauns and Pixies! BTW Where you Smoking Shrooms? Stuck in an old Cheech and Chong movie? Did you Go on an LSD Trip back in the 60s or 70s and fail to return? Looks like it to me!

These photos were taken around 2010 or 2011 in Rochdale Village, Jamaica, Queens, NY
Fairy Condos

Listen for My Name

On By dancingpalmtreesIn Amoafowaa Sefa Cecilia, Fusion Poetry, Hodgepodge Poetry, Listen For My Name, Poems, Poetic Transposition, Poetry, Poetry for Peace, Prose and Poetry, Sequoia, Uncategorized3 Comments

 

 

Listen For My Name

 

If I had Listened for my Name I would have heard the Sweet Silent Saint Speaking & Calling of Destiny beyond my Brittle Brain.  I am a series of abandoned places and misplaced faces turning, churning learning.

If I had Listened for My Name I would have escaped the Family Plot and Indecent Mausoleum that keeps my bones on ice.  Dust would not have gathered in splotches and griefs within crevasses of spirit and soul.

If I had Listened For My Name my world would burst forth, setting free oceans of galaxies. Seas of synchronicity.

If I had Listened For My Name I would not have signed away my hopes and dreams into obligations and duties.

I would not be a lost one looking for a home.  Sequoias and sand bid me entrance. Forest and Green Hills bid me Welcome.

That voice though unintelligible yet distinct was getting louder and more insistent on being heard.

I a Scavenger of Blues  spread stardust seeds from journey seeking the Traveler.  An impenetrable Limbo foggy and heavy misty prior to a storm.  So difficult that staying afloat feels like drowning. My views are behind a steel cage.

The Storm arrives to clear the air.

Muddled Dreams and Visions receive clarification when passing through hurricanes and tornadoes.

For I am Most Awake When Dreaming.

 

Life Beyond, Behind and Through Green Cauls

 

Copious amounts of letters, alphabets, symbols and gibes fell to the floor.  Some fell into gestures others were barely held together by periods, adjectives, commas, semi-colons, verbs and apostrophes.  Weak chain links that were often smashed into derpish grins.

 

My Muse sprinkled the fallens with Holy Water and Anointing Oil keeping rigor mortis from settling in.  Here and There Muse Traveler plants and picks, prunes and shears. Preparing the landscape.

Mystic + Muse Join Forces with the Traveler Leading the Way Home.

My Name is planted deeply within foraging for nourishment.  Perpetuating eternal root systems

Once again I must Pray my Unconscious into Being.

 

This prose poem inspired by My Ghana SiStar and Sister-Friend  Amoafowaa Sefa Cecilia 

https://amoafowaa.com/2018/01/26/if-i-had-listened-to-maame-crazy-stanzas/

 

https://amoafowaa.com/2018/01/27/%E2%80%8Bwhat-you-dont-see/

 

 

L Train Views & Vistas from Broadway Junction

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Creation of Glitter Glutch

On By dancingpalmtreesIn Uncategorized2 Comments

Creation and Evolution of Glitter Glutch aka A Case of the Blues
Photography Mixed Media Collage.
Inspiration Jean-Michel Basquiat & Jackson Pollack
Jean-Michel Basquiat is one of my brother Stephen’s Favorite Artists

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The Creation of Glitter Glutch

A Case of the Blues

Makings of Glitter Glutch

Will you be Swallowed Up? Or will the Glutch Swallow You?

A Case of the Blues

Twirl and Swirl painting with nail polish, acrylic paints, stickers & found materials.  Mixed Media Masterpiece

Inspiration ~~ Artist/Painter ~~ Jackson Pollack and Jean-Michel Basquiat who is buried in Greenwood Cemetery located in Brooklyn, New York

The Swirl and Twirl or Drip Method is quite messy so I do my artwork mostly outside

https://youtu.be/QMkkkf_MPw4

My Materials



https://youtu.be/pjm1pijMKp4

Broadway Junction en Lacquer

This is a Mixed Media Photo-Collage that I am Submitting to the Union Art Show taking place on March 11th.

Drip painting with nail polish. Inspiration ~~ Artist/Painter ~~ Jackson Pollack

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Giles and Niles Poetry Brothel

On By dancingpalmtreesIn Fusion Poetry, Hodgepodge Poetry, Poems, Poetic Transposition, Poetry, Prose and Poetry, Uncategorized2 Comments

 

 

Giles and Niles Poetry Brothel

 

Where the Aliens communicate with you via your headphones, headset or ear buds.  That’s not the heating system turning on that’s the spaceships from Mars and Venus landing on Earth.

Calm pebbles on a lonely beach.  The precursor to walking out a 10th Floor Window.

Rollicking Rivers have been testaments to many a debauchery.

A Vortex of Sex and Drudgery created by a fracture.  A fracture of faith, morals and betrayal.

Soon the curtain will drop on the Clown Prince of Gigolos. 

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