The Daily Post
Jul 29, 2017
“Disgusting, filthy, revolting, repellent, repulsive, sickening, nauseating, stomach-churning, stomach-turning, off-putting, unpalatable, distasteful, foul, nasty, vomitous.”
The Vomitous Express will return for Christmas Season 2017. Now back to the rats.
Countless tragedies and disasters in the making.
The rats were out in full force at Broadway Junction around 1:45 am Wednesday morning as I was coming home from work. Must have been a rat convention. I think more of them showed their pointy snouted demonic faces because the station was being power-washed including the outside and the soapy chemicals had them running trying to escape. These Broadway Junction rats must be on steroids because some of them are nearly bigger than my cat! I just walked in the street until I got to Eastern Parkway. I suppose once mankind annihilates their fellow humans only rats, mice, roaches and water bugs will be left on earth. New York City’s collapsing infrastructure is like living in a surreal futuristic dystopian science fiction horror movie.
Now what if in the year 2525 the rats have evolved into the dominant species on the planet. Full of pride and bravado they proclaim as their leader a pure white rat with red albino eyes possessing a shock of crudely formed orange red hair at the crown of his narrow head. Would that be their downfall?
The rats are flourishing in and around the subways.
Let’s feed GMO Corn to the New York City Rats. Maybe that will get rid of them.
Perfect Song for a Rat encrusted New York City!!
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