Wanted: Young & Single & Free ~~ A Grown Folks Post ~ Adult Rated


This is a Grown Folks Post ~~ Adult Rated

Jody Watley – Looking For A New Love

Can you Handle It?

Fifty-Sexy
Fifty-Sexy

Honey Cone – Want Ads 1970

https://youtu.be/c2cQ47VVzU0

Time to add some romance to my life. Had one summer fling last year but I’ve decided I don’t want to deal with men in their mid-60s who think they are still players. I ain’t got time for that. I see other women in their mid- to late 50s dating younger men so I do believe I will expand my horizons. Not interested in robbing the cradle but women should have the same options as men have had for many years.

Yes there might be snow on the roof but there is still fire in the furnace! Well not much snow thank’s to L’Oreal Feria!! LOL!! For those women who have not crossed the bridge past 50 romance is not just the domain of the teens, 20 or 30 somethings. Menopause is not the end of one’s sex life or it should not be. Things might slow down but there is always the opportunity to restart one’s engines. Also I’d like to sweat for a better reason than a hot flash! My head still turns when I see a good-looking Bronze brother-man except now my common sense dominates as opposed to my hormones.

Wanted: Young and Single and Free!!  Well not too young. Searching for my Chocolate King from 45 to late 50s. All your mechanics must work without the help of that little blue diamond shaped pill.  I’m not trying to push your old ass offa me after you done had a heart attack!

Financially stable. No romance without finance. Yes I want the flowers, chocolate, spa treatments including hair, hands, feet and all that a true Queen deserves. If you’re ready to obtain. You must maintain. Yes I am worthy! Gigolos hit the door!

Personal hygiene is a must. Ladies you’d be surprised how many men who don’t believe in bathing, deodorant or brushing their teeth think they deserve a mate. No way!

Yes you must believe in God. Going to church every so often won’t hurt. I need a Christian man who is free-spirited and a free thinker. They are not mutually exclusive. Read the Song of Solomon. The most romantic book in the Bible.

Must like to laugh and have a sense of humour.

I take good care of my body and so should you!  I am 50+ Fabulous!!

Louis Jordan Reet, Petite, And Gone

Physically fit. I’m not trying to get next to Quasimodo or the Pillsbury Dough-Boy. If you gotta lift up your gut to find your “package” then I’m not the woman for you. No Jabba the Huts need apply. Your application will be returned marked Rejected in big red letters. Yup! Returned to Sender at address unknown!!  Bald is no problem. Telly Savalas aka Kojack and Issac Hayes ~~ Mr. Hot Buttered Soul were the sexiest men on the planet!

Isaac Hayes ~~ Hot Buttered Soul
Isaac Hayes ~~ Hot Buttered Soul

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Buttered_Soul

Don’t cha just wanna reach out and rub that head? Tell the truth! You know just wanna caress the dome!

Who Loves Ya Baby

Must love cats. Love me. Love my cats. Both of them. Otherwise you won’t be getting anywhere near the other ‘cat.’

I’m ready to be your Ebony Queen. I don’t do side chick nor do I believe in man-sharing. I’m more woman than you might know what to do with. If you have an account with Ashley Madison stay away from me. But then again you’re probably already busted anyway?! Right!

I like to go out and enjoy myself. Life is meant to be lived. I’m ready to travel and see the world. How about you? Curl up with a good book? Better yet curl up with a good woman.

Where are you my African-American King?

Fifty-Sexy
Fifty-Sexy

SHARE YOUR WORLD – 2015 WEEK #36


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SHARE YOUR WORLD – 2015 WEEK #36

If you were a pen, what type, style and color would you be?

A Fountain Pen with purple ink. I often feel like an anachronism. One born out of time, meant to be in another century. As a kid I had some fountain pens and I loved them despite the fact that they could be messy. One just had to learn to tame that ink! LOL!

Fountain pen
Fountain pen

How many languages do you you speak?

One. English. Took Spanish in High School but that was over 30 years ago! However living in New York does give me opportunities to use my rickety Spanish skills. One day I will master the Spanish language.

Are you a listener or talker?

I listen but really enjoy talking more.

Rather Have:  Which would you rather have, 2 million dollars or true love? 

True Love. Uncle Sam would take most of the $2 million leaving me with not much left. However with true love you never know. Perhaps my next man will be a millionaire and I’ll have both Love and Wealth! 🙂  LOL!

Bonus question:  What are you grateful for from last week, and what are you looking forward to in the week coming up?

Being able to spend time outside enjoying New York City and today having fun hiking the Ramble Nature Trails in Central Park.  I’m becoming a Real Rambling Rosie!!  😀 LOL!!  Check out my pictures:  http://roamingurbangypsy.com/2015/09/07/rambling-through-central-park/

Looking forward to my upcoming vacation!! Yessssssss!!!!!!!!  More rambling and exploring the Big Apple!! Booyah!!

Rambling Through Central Park


Inspired by the book, Wanderlust : A History of Walking by Rebecca Solnit I decided to become a New York City Rambling Rosie and explore Central Park.

dancingpalmtrees's avatarRoaming Urban Gypsy

Inspired by the book, Wanderlust : A History of Walking by Rebecca Solnit I decided to explore some of Central  Parks nature trails known as the Ramble.  Today I was only able to cover a few sites  but when I go on vacation next week there will be more trails to discover!  I saw some of Shakespeare’s Garden, the Swedish Cottage Marionette Theatre (no performances), Belvedere Castle (My Favorite!!), you can climb up the stairs inside for some spectacular views, Turtle Pond, (No I did not see Turtle the first! [They must be hiding], a statue dedicated to the King of Poland, the famous Obelisk aka Cleopatra’s Needle, a statue of Hamilton, & Mr. Bubble Guy! All in all a fantastic day for Rambling!

The New York Historical Society was closed for the Labor Day Holiday however I have vacation coming up next week so I hope to return for a…

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Kewpie Doll — Adult Poem


Realism is more than just an art genre from Gustave Courbet……for the Great Pretender has left the scene of the crime.

The Platters – The Great Pretender – HD (1955)

https://youtu.be/FyM8NVl4yBY

You don’t know me unless you’ve lived inside my mind and have descended the canyons of my cerebral cortex. Or been electrified by my snappy neurons. Or LSD Tripped onto the dark spaces of my imaginations……

You want an ever smiling Kewpie Doll from the carnival fair. A Stepford friend who is on stage and performing all the time.

Kewie Paradise Galleries Kewpie Zombie

Fuck your Chirpy sing song alongs……..Mitch is dead and the champagne bubbles are just wet splotches on a slippery floor.

For the nightmare is all I can see as I slit your throat while you feed me sugary fake happiness and false laughter.

Wind-up up baby doll toy. “My name is Talking Tina and I Hate you.”  What are you gonna do with this new reality. You know the one with the sunny skies where Old Sol has burned through the ozone layer peeling your skin like an onion. Exposing your deadliest secrets. What? It’s not all fun and games? Coulda fooled me. Guess I’m the project that couldn’t be fixed, reigned in or repaired. Sad commentary on your skills or mine?

Talky Tina — Living Doll — Two Minute Twilight Zone Project — Season 5, Episode 6

https://youtu.be/hSy8Ko1vSKQ

The cot pulled away from it’s winding sheets slowly undulating wrapping itself around Barbie’s effervescent grin.

Troll Doll
Troll Doll

Troll

I’m smiling now aren’t you happy?  As the blood spurts forth like a fountain from severed arteries. I’m smiling now and we are all happy. Say Hello Greetings to Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.  Let me drop a trail of sugarplums to the Old Crone’s cottage where we will go inside and have the ancient hag for dinner. Whilst mortar and pestle grind decayed flesh.

Wounded in the House of Fallen Angels.