Merlin no longer needs a Crystal Ball or a magic wand, only a hypodermic needle.
The Old Nags Ball
While all the Painted Ponies dance across the floor sipping champagne unable to send laughter through Collagen injected lips at small talk chatter jokes. Solid firm perfectly rounded breasts standing at attention and ready to fire B52 Bombs at slow motion cocktail waiters. Goddess above and rotted corpse below. Grandma and grand-daughter are now at competing odds.
O! Swing your partner round and round.
The face is tight. The chin is firm. But Oh Lawd Have Mercy the turkey neck swings. Her boobs jut out like missile beams. The Old Nag’s body betrays her incisions. Carefully wrought needlework now all a tangle. Who but Satan would want to wrangle? The Old Nag’s Body has come undone!
Restylane, Botox, Liquid Face-lift #3 ~ Kabuki masque woman no expression has she! Doused with fillers until surgery!
Spin that syringe round and…
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