The Chime Time Historian


 

 

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Dollars & Sense

 

 

 

The Chime Time Historian

Enter the Chime Keeper

 

 

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Zipporah’s Redemption and Restoration

 

Land of Pink Pilasters Turquoise Turrets and Pegasus Unicorns

 

 

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The Chime Time Historian

 

 

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DreamScape Kaleidoscope

 

 

On the surface it appeared to be a Way-station for Wandering Wayward Souls.  The Damned.  Some doomed to wander the Land of Shadows for eternity awaiting an incarnation that would never take place.  For their souls were weighed and found wanting.

Ever had an experience that went awry?  As you kept at it thinking in your heart things would get better but realistically not.

No Accolades here………… But There is a Transitional Period

The Chime Keeper

 

 

Redemption Among the Relics

Deep Within the Underbelly of the Palace of Pink Pilasters was a medieval castle that could have been easily built or destroyed by ancient invaders from another dynasty. A grand foyer flanked by two long hallways of Byzantine art leading into Medieval Sculpture Hall filled with statues of Madonnas, Saints, Catholic Mystics, Relics, and tombs from Egypt, Europe, Greece, Cyprus and South America. Each international tomb had a goddess from the respective ancient culture at the head and foot of the sarcophagus.

Venturing further into the castles subterranean chambers were overturned ossuaries, bones bleached white scattered throughout the tombs.

 

In my haste to record within my memory banks all that Mr. Peabody lectured I loitered a bit too long at one of the displays whilst Mr. Peabody strode on seemingly ignorant of my silent absence.

 

Panicked I vainly tried find a pathway leading to my host and teacher by attempting to pinpoint his now faint vocals.  My radar telepathy was interrupted by a chubby male being possessed of pink flamingo tresses with equally flamboyant clothing who appeared to be an escapee from a fractured fairy tale.

Certainly Not expecting to encounter me he bellowed and frothed about band members of the Choppy Poppy Zany Zach allowed to wander around without proper escort.

I’m not a member of any musical band.  I’m a student and prospective Soul Seeker under the tutelage of Mr. Peabody.

“So you’re not Snakehips Susan of  Hummingbird Gardens, Florida nor a bandit seeking kidnapped souls?  

 

“Truly this man comes from a place where plants take up their roots and walk to better nourished soil.  And obviously his had not reached any mulch in a very long while.”

NEITHER!  

 

My name’s The Chime Master or as many call me The Chime Time Historian.  Qualified Expertise in Refractions of Memory.

My face produced a look of puzzlement and befuddlement coupled with lines of bewilderment such that The Chime Keeper felt pressed to launch into expressions of apology and explanation.

Young Lady mine is a Niche Unit.  Much ignored but integral to the Soul Manufacturing Mission. He huffed and puffed with indignation but his consternation was interrupted by a loud persistent gong sound that seemed to issue from his very being.

Young lady you will have to come with me!  Now!  At that point he grabbed me by the elbow and we were whisked away into what I can only call a garden of clocks. A veritable arboreal forest of tree like time pieces whose roots and hands stretched as far as the horizons in every direction.

 

Clocks of all shapes, sizes and from all time periods.  The noise of all these clocks chiming gonging and announcing the hour, half hour and quarter hour was deafening.  

Most mysterious was the clock with no hands nor did it issue the time verbally, well at least not out loud.  It’s claim to fame was to change colors or filters every quarter hour along with a persistent hum that reached into your brain and pulled onto your cerebral cortex.

 

This my inquiring student is where we program sent souls with their finite time.  Meaning the time allotted them on earth before they return either to eternity or annihilation.

 

 

Somewhat disparagingly along with a snarky tone in his voice he said, “I will help you catch up to the illustrious Prof Peabody as I’m on my way to Depot 52. Thus began a series of Frantic Antics Gestural pulls, pushes, waving of his upper extremities, the jumping and leaping of the lower limbs.  This impromptu step the light fantastic seemed to be an introduction to some upcoming magical jest.

Before my startled eyes the Chime Keeper began to morph into a series of anthropomorphic and bio-morphic shape shifting beings. 

Manifesting an enormous ruby red burgundy apron he thrust his hand into one of the side pockets and quickly anointed both of us with glitter gloss granules.

 

I felt like a Debutante late to the ball.  Rushing forward with profuse apologies I curtsied to the elegant cake.

As the Chime Keeper would say, “Humans are just bags of fleshy molecules filled with wanton desires.

Elegance and Decadence.  Deference to old style Aristocracy Aristocrats.  All Hail the Landed Gentry but Sir Death takes them all!

 

 

 

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Island of the Damned

 

 

Harr! Bed Cometh!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Upon seeing us manifest Mr. Peabody exclaimed, “What O!  My Dream Warden?  Greeted us as the Chime Warden and I exited the hansom carriage piloted by a gleaming set of Unicorn Pegasus equines.

Changeling Chameleon Child returns to the nest!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Land of Pink Pilasters Turquoise Turrets and Pegasus Unicorns


 

 

 

 

 

Land of The Pink Pilasters Turquoise Turrets and Pegasus Unicorns

 

Mr. Peabody’s smarmy smile ended with a curl of the lips and an invitation to move onto The Land of Pink Pilasters Turquoise Turrets and Pegasus Unicorns and Tricked out Hearses.  

 

I felt a queasy uneasiness in my head and stomach but since I had signed up for this orientation tour I had no choice but to follow for if I turned around now not only would I be lost in this Chamber of Fun House Mirrors but I’d lose my opportunity to be certified as a Professional Soul Searcher.  Lord knows I need both Certification in order to quality as a Licensed Soul Searcher/Soul Seeker.

 

Once well trained in Soul Searching and Seeking the professional Soul Searcher is like the husbandman in the vineyard cultivating only the finest grapes to maintain the Lineage of Excellent Well crafted vintage.  There are souls and then There are Souls!!

 

Hanesberry-SeaTek Soul Manufacturing Corporation. Celestial to Terrestrial.  The Best of the Best!  HSSMC is the Artisanal of Soul Factories!

Dear God Please help me to keep up with Mr. Peabody as I’m running on vapors!

 

 

 

 

 

As I said before but Let me reiterate for clarification……..

 

 

Certain Soul requests deriving from magical mystical oral tales passed from generation to generation for them we require the services of the Pegasus Unicorn.  The majestic beasts although riderless are equipped with invisible saddle packet pockets on either side in which to place the mystic dinosaur eggs plucked directly from the Akashic Library.  The Akashic Library Records cover all cultures, countries, nations,  rites/rituals, traditions, tribes and spiritual belief systems.

 

Wayward Souls

Please refrain from uploading Wayward Souls to the place of animation.  DNA Activation cannot take place inside Hologram Chambers!

 

 

 

 

Certain specific specialized requests are more costly as they often entail an ending filled with tricked out hearses driven by teams of decked out Pegasus Unicorns.  We sometimes refer to them as Phantom Undertakers.

Soul transportation and transfiguration does not come cheap on any level or in any stage.  Hollywood, TV and movies stars plus sports figures take on mythical proportions that even death cannot seem to dispel.  In fact the longer they lay a moldering in the grave the more fanciful and larger gains of illusion and delusion.

 

There is Rhema life and Logos Life.  Rhema is the Celestial Realm of Wisdom.  Logos is the Earthly Realm of Knowledge.  The two must come together in unison in order for there to be a successful Soul Transference.  Rhema takes precedence as it quickens not only the mortal body but also the immortal soul and spirit.  Earthly can be as complex knowledge which humans absorb through education, schools, faith, cultural, traditions, all that which is passed down through society, family and belief or as basic as instinct or adaptations which rule the animal kingdom.  Not so far apart really.

Here Zazu you will learn the distinction.  As if to reinforce this point and drive it home into my already overloaded mind Mr. Peabody again stopped short and fixed his melodic deep set eyes on mine.  His orbs pressing his teachings deep within my cortex.  After what seemed like ages he once again began his rapid pace with me struggling to keep up.

 

There are no Ancestor cards for fairy tales, folk tales, mythic legends, beasts or Tales from the Corporate Imaginarium.  One’s soul is in a constant state of becoming.  Therefore we find ourselves creating an IntraBeing process to bring real life and fantasy life together as one being.  Selected Souls are Translated from the Imaginarium Celestial Kingdom into the human Earthly Kingdom.

The Imaginarium can be Whimsical or Nautical.  It is a tidal-wave of options, choices and limitless discoveries.

 

After what seemed like walking for miles we arrived at building which looked like it had been fairy bombed by pink glitter pom poms in a war between the Power Puff girls, Josie and the Pussy Cats along with My Little Pony ridden by angry destructive Goth Mermaids.  Yet still Very Queen Anne. Turrets. Check. Columns. Check.  Finials.  Check.  Gargoyles. Check.   Gargoyles?!

On the surface it appeared to be a Way-station for Wandering Wayward Souls.  The Damned.  Some doomed to wander the Land of Shadows for eternity awaiting an incarnation that would never take place.  For their souls were weighed and found wanting.

 

Ever had an experience that went awry?  As you kept at it thinking in your heart things would get better but realistically not.

As we approached the inner sanctum I could hear the glare of music.  Music not befitting a chapel, mausoleum or even as elevator music.  Chirpy Way too Chirpy…  We are about to get Hippy-Dippy!

 

Good Morning Starshine ~~  Oliver

 

 Redemption Among the Relics

Deep Within the Underbelly of the Palace of Pink Pilasters was a medieval castle that could have been easily built or destroyed by ancient invaders from another dynasty. A grand foyer flanked by two long hallways of Byzantine art leading into Medieval Sculpture Hall filled with statues of Madonnas, Saints, Catholic Mystics, Relics, and tombs from Egypt, Europe, Greece, Cyprus and South America. Each international tomb had a goddess from the respective ancient culture at the head and foot of the sarcophagus.

Venturing further into the castles subterranean chambers were overturned ossuaries, bones bleached white scattered throughout the tombs.

 

 

 

 

No Accolades here………… But There is a Transitional Period