Let’s Talk About Sex….But Not at Work
Salt N Pepa – let’s talk about you and me [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
Today at work I was on break in the cafeteria with my crew who happen to be men around my age 50s & 60s. Most have been married for between 25 and 40 years. We usually eat breakfast and lunch together nearly every day. We joke and call ourselves the Black Caucus but we do not exclude anyone else from sitting at our table. We do discuss sex and relationships in an adult manner.
Anyway I’m sitting with the guys and we are talking about Venus, Serena, Wimbledon, Tennis, basketball and the most recent revelation of the Bill Cosby scandal as reported in the New York Daily News when one of our co-workers who happens to be Hispanic/Native American comes to the table saying he has a question for the guys. By the way he puts this statement I know this does not bode well. Well this was his question.
Does anyone at this table remember their first Blowjob and something about taste. Well all conversation stopped and the table got dead quiet because nobody expected him to ask such a thing in front of me being that I was the only woman at the table. Finally one of the guys hit him with the Daily News. Later one of my guy friends said he shoulda beaned him with the New York Times. Bigger newspaper. Better impact. My guy friends were disgusted with him. Some statements belong in the Men’s Locker Room not the Staff Cafeteria. And this guy is married and has grown daughters!! I always wondered why men who utter sexist and perverted statements to women co-workers think it’s okay but would bust some guy who said the same nasty shit to their mother, wife, girlfriend or daughter? Why the double standard? During this exchange I did not say a word mostly because I was shocked that he would say such a thing after knowing me over seven years. We are both minorities and we are both Veterans. I thought better of him but I guess nearly all men get stuck on stupid sooner or later. Male DNA must have moron or dumb fuck programmed into it.
Working as a Woman security officer where most of the guards are men I’ve had my share of problems with men at the job. Yes I’ve actually gotten into fights with guys much bigger than me because after a while I get sick of staying quiet and all the ghetto and hoodrat comes out. I have a bad temper and I made a vow to myself after my abusive ex- left me back in 2007 I’d never let another put his hands on me or abuse me again. I’d rather die first. Basically if you don’t leave me alone I’m gonna fuck your ass up. It will be like an episode of Snapped up in this joint. Yes I reported most of the incidents. The most serious offenders got fired
because I was not the only woman being harassed. Yes I’m Saved, Sanctified and filled with the Holy Spirit but I know how to get you off me if I have to. Men should never mess with a Woman served in the Armed Forces and may go batshit crazy if pushed too far. You may get your nuts handed to you on a silver platter. As we used to say back in the day, “Don’t let you Mouth write checks your ass can’t cash. The female is deadlier than the male. So don’t make me go there.